1. “There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.”
2. “You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.”
3. “Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn his eyebrows off.”
My favorite sentence out of the three of these from the book "The Lies Chelsea Told Me" is number 3 becasue its so funny. She is really random in her book and some of the things she says are so stupid but really funny.
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